cosmo sex tip #645
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
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hearing about all the embarrassing things I did the night before is ALWAYS my favourite
He met Bill Murray.
Submitted by: Laura R.
Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland
it’s official i’m dying
Nails done.
Nothing will phase me today, it’s our May Ball tonight.
I will be in a good mood.
Pretty convinced I could eat my own weight in new york cheesecake.
I’m just very excited because I ACTUALLY HAVE EYEBROWS.
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