cosmo sex tip #645
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
hearing about all the embarrassing things I did the night before is ALWAYS my favourite
it’s official i’m dying
Nothing will phase me today, it’s our May Ball tonight.
I will be in a good mood.
Pretty convinced I could eat my own weight in new york cheesecake.